May 2013
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When you just want to run out the door, run down the street, and scream bloody murder into the night but you can’t because its The Raping Hour.
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Samson, my dog, finally came home today!!
He can’t ever really eat dry dog food again, but he shall live for a few more years :)
I brought him home and the first thing he does? Poops black sludge all over the carpet. I barely got him outside in time when he decided to keep going. All the windows are open to get the smell out. Only my dog I swear lol
tforgery:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
#PLEASE DO NONE OF THESE THINGS TO MY PENIS
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We were Seniors in College when we found The...
cleapow:
Tim came back from Winter Break with the first season in tow. He said, “Holy shit. You have to watch this.” And watch it we did.
We went through the first season in a day. We couldn’t stop. We went down to Family Video the next day and rented the second season on DVD. One. DVD. At. A. Time.
It was incredible. The show was in its third season at the time so we had to wait to catch up,...
whenistandclear asked: sorry to hear about your dog..I hope he'll be alright :) xx
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My dog is going to be under observation after surgery for two days, I’m all alone at home, still reeling from the SPN finale, can’t sleep, and my body aches everywhere.
Today….is just a draining day.
Btw, in case anyone was wondering, the vet figured out what was wrong with my dog. He found two foreign objects in his stomach and intestines after an x ray. So he went in for...
peregrint:
can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
impalabby:
dontcrossryanross:
imthefinal3patchproblem:
watchtheskytonight:
hiddlesflower:
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
Welcome to tumblr.
thisgingerisback:
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
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So, it has come to my attention that Dan, the le boyfriend, reads my blog quite often. Well, I might as well tell him what I really think of him.Really REALLY think of him. Might as well get it off my chest since I’m feeling pretty freaking upset and just overall….angsty. So everyone…ignore this. This is just for Dan.
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First off, Dan, I have never loved someone as much...
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
youmeatsixual:
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
