- look into his eyes
- grab his waist
- whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”
this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates
as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.
i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.
LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
This is brilliant.