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how to seduce a man

avatargrimes:

morgstang:

turrets-syndrome:

  • look into his eyes
  • grab his waist
  • whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”

this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates

as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.

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throughc0rruptedlungs:

beanerschnitzel:

i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.

LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD

throughc0rruptedlungs:

beanerschnitzel:

i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.

LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD

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bemusedlybespectacled:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

This is brilliant.

bemusedlybespectacled:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

This is brilliant.

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andyoufillmyheadwithyou:

You do regret that hairstyle

andyoufillmyheadwithyou:

You do regret that hairstyle

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